Judging Milian

I just--I just don't even know where to start.

Frankly, I'm just so exhausted by young women dressing like strange, tan, overly accessorized hookers that I can't even muster up a really good verbal thrashing for one Ms. Christina Milian.

A quote comes to mind, from one rap opus, entitled, "Big Pimpin'."

"Go read a book, you illiterate son of a bitch."

Now, I would say this to her face, but I worry that her unnaturally large belt may signify either the mastery of some sort of martial art, or a successfully achieved wrestling championship of some kind.